Yes, I know this is going to sound a little morbid, but after my friend Stephanie died this weekend it got me thinking about when I die. I thought it might be nice to leave some instructions for my loved ones just in case something happens to me unexpectedly. So here goes:
NO CRYING FUNERAL HOME SERVICE....I want a celebration of life service that is FUN BABY!! I'm talking DJ, some skee ball machines, Kat Von D doing a little tattooing in the corner, heck, you can even bring your used kids items and set up shop in the other corner. I want a rocking funeral. I can't stand going to funerals and it being all depressing. You people better have some fun....I mean, laugh til you pee fun ok?