So my sister sent out an email asking for people to come help get all of our remaining crap out of their house. They started this morning at 7am since it is going to be 100 degrees today. 5 houses before you get to my sister's house, they are having a yard sale. When I left a few minutes ago, my sister had already turned away 3 people who thought she too was having a yard sale. Now, that's funny.
If you have enough crap in your driveway just from cleaning out your house and people stop thinking it is the yard sale of the century.....yep, you might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy would be proud!